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The Misbehavin' Maidens are lewd lyrical lasses with tight chorals and loose morals: cosplayers singing nerdy and dirty songs!

In other words, this album is not for the children (unless you plan on making some while listening to it, in which case WE'RE NOT JUDGING YOU). Expect double entendres, single entendres, multiple entendres (Ha HA!), and the possibility of having your childhood ruined.

This debut album was made possible by our amazing fans and Kickstarter backers (www.kickstarter.com/projects/luckyannie/misbehavin-maidens-debut-album-full-of-nerdy-and-d), who we cannot thank enough.

Our second album, "Sloppy Seconds," is coming (heh) in April of 2017! It's going to be nerdier, dirtier, and feature some very excellent ukulele playing. Follow us on Bandcamp to be notified when it's available!


released August 15, 2015

The Misbehavin' Maidens are:
Caroline Boulden as Saber Tompson
Jennifer Burrell as Madam Rouge O'Malley
Erin Hamilton as Flint Locke
Annie Lynsen as "Lucky" Annie LeBlanc

Photography by Jeff Liott
Makeup by Rhea Smirlock
CD cover design by Annie Lynsen
Logo design by Tracy Rebelo

Recorded, mixed and mastered at Blue House Productions, Silver Spring, MD

Special thanks to Vince Evans, and big, sloppy kisses to our Kickstarter backers!


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Misbehavin' Maidens Silver Spring, Maryland

The Misbehavin' Maidens are a mixed a capella/folk band comprised of four women from the Washington, D.C./Baltimore area with a love of sex-positive music, parodies, drinking & fandom references for the 18+ nerd crowd.

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Track Name: Twiddles
Oh you hear a lot of stories 'bout the sailors and their sport
About how every sailor has a girl in every port
But if you added 2 and 2 you'd figure out right quick
It's just because the girls all have a lad on every ship

And it's Twiddle ee ai dee ai dee ai
Twiddle ee ai dee ei
It's often times a man will leave you broken with dismay
And it's Twiddle ee ai dee ai dee ai
Twiddle ee ai dee ei
There's other things to twiddle when the men have sailed away

Lucky Annie was a lady who'd been pleased by many men
They all would sail away but then they'd come right back again
But if they never sailed her way she really didn't care
Cause I know that you don't need a man to twiddle under there


Saber had her lovers, they came in at every door
You could even say that she was really quite a whore
But when she needs some pleasing, she knows just where to go
I grab my good friend Madam Rouge and we go down below


There was a time when Rouge she found the sailor men a bore
Each new one was more tiresome than the one she had before
Now she finds more joy in breeches than she ever did of old
I'm more fond of their bulges when they're pouches full of gold


Why the boys would look at her, it puzzled poor Flint Locke
She would sit and smile and nod and let them brag and talk
But if they tried to touch her well she'd put them on the run
Cause why would I need a lover when I've got myself a gun


So next time you're with a lady and she takes you to her bed
Be sure to please her well, and remember what we've said
For if you do not treat her right then know that this is true
Us ladies all can have our fun without involving you

[Chorus x 2]