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CONsent
01:09
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If you want to take a picture, get consent
If you want to take a picture, get consent
If you want to take a picture, they're a person, not a fixture,
If you want to take a picture, get consent
If you want to touch their cosplay, get consent
If you want to touch their cosplay, get consent
If you want to touch their cosplay, and don't want to cause them dismay,
If you want to touch their cosplay, get consent
If you want a big embrace, get consent
If you want a big embrace, get consent
If you want a big embrace, there's a way to close the space,
If you want a big embrace, get consent
And if they still say no, back away
If they still say no, that's ok
If they decline your advance, it's their body, not your chance
If they still say no, just GO AWAY
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Mermaids and Queers
02:48
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Chorus:
Mermaids and Sirens sing songs from the deep
To dash men on rocks, or to put them to sleep
What do they do with all the rest? The straight gals and the queers?
Do Sirens change their music when it falls on deaf ears?
Straight gals and gay guys aren't into topless broads
They barely even notice them swimming in their pods
Mermaids call for backup when it doesn't go to plan
Those lads and lasses can't deny a rugged Aquaman!
Chorus
Aces and Greys hardly give mermaids a thought
They hear the siren's tempting song and just say "Could you not?"
But those fishymaids have found a way! No one can catch a break!
They know not even Aces can resist delicious cake!
Chorus
Demisexuals all like to think they're in the clear
They listen to the Sirens’ song without a spot of fear
They make pals with the Mermaids that follow them around
Their friendship blossoms into more, and oops they all are drowned!
Chorus
Mermaids and Sirens are just like you and me
They're all over the spectrum of sexuality
There's only one little thing that’s certainly assumed
Lesbians, Pansexuals and Bis are always doomed!
Mermaids and Sirens sing songs from the deep
To dash folx on rocks, or to put them to sleep
It doesn't matter who you are, or how you play the game
They'll eat all of the Rainbow, 'cuz our meat all tastes the same!
Yes, they they'll eat all of the Rainbow, 'cuz our meat all tastes the same!
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I think you’re really cute
And nice and funny
We’ve got a lot in common
And that’s just cool
We’re not real close
We’re far from besties
But if I didn’t tell you thisI’d be a fool
Chorus:
I want to make out with you at cons
Don’t wanna be your girlfriend
Don’t wanna date
Just wanna make out with you
When it’s convenient
When we’re cosplaying
You look so good
When you’re all dressed up
You’re giving me needs
That I just can’t shake
I like it when you’re
In character
So I’ve got a little
Proposition to make
[Chorus]
You don’t live close enough
For us to date
And I’ve got too many
Things on my plate
But still you’re really cute
Did I mention that?
We’ve got a good rapport
And I’d like to state...
[Chorus]
BRIDGE (spoken):
I’d almost worked up the courage to ask you
And then my heart just broke
Because your Facebook status changed
To “In a Relationship”
And I don’t think you’re polyamorous
(Like I am)
So after some thorough soul-searching
And after some tears
And more than a few margaritas
And a couple of tequila shots
And many, many episodes of “Gilmore Girls” on Netflix…
Even season 7, with Logan, what was even happening there?
Anyway...
I came to the conclusion there’s only
One thing I can do.
Find somebody else.
...How YOU doin’?
[Chorus x2]
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Smile - pre-banter
00:20
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Smile!
02:59
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Maybe you think you’re clever
Or maybe you think it’s cute
But we are just perfect strangers
So you come off like a brute
And I’m just trying to get to work now
So, excuse me if I’m not contrite
But I’ve never met you before, sir
and you don't know it but you're starting a fight
CHORUS:
Please don’t ask me to smile
Please don’t tell me to cheer up
Cuz this is my face and it isn’t your place to tell me how
I should use it
No don’t ask me to smile
Because it isn’t kind, it’s creepy
I just wanna be me
Angry, sad or carefree and
I'm fine with me
So I don’t see a need to excuse it
I’ve got a pretty cancerous puppy
And my mom and my dad just died
I’m sorry if I don’t seem happy
But I’ll try to look on the bright side
But I lost all my things in that house fire
And I haven’t pooped in a week
I think my boyfriend’s dating the mailman
So my tolerance is reaching its peak
CHORUS
BRIDGE:
I don’t care if I’m pretty
I don’t care if I’m cute
I’m not looking to flirt
I’m no sweetheart to you
You may be funny
And you may be sweet
But right now you kinda sound like a creep
CHORUS
My cat was abducted by aliens
And my car is infested with bees
I’ll try to remember the good times
Like when I got that kidney disease
And I’m apparently allergic to coffee
And my sister just got killed by bear
I’m sorry if I seem so distracted
But I just found out I’m losing my hair
CHORUS
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Blood Moon Blues
02:10
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There's something deep inside of me
I don't need anymore
The pain it stings, the tears it brings
To keep it is a chore
I need to give it up you see
So kindly don't you tease
I beg you Doc, my words don't block
And Yeet my uterus please!
I was born with these useless tubes
That only bring me stress
The monthly blood, emotional flood
It really is a mess
Don't tell me I'll regret this path
Or a husband I'll displease
Clip it, snip it, go and RIP it
Yeet my uterus please
I've never wanted what it's for
A mom is not my plan
And if I did, someday want kids
Adopt, I always can!
Nothing wrong with child bearing
the thought just makes me freeze
Kids are fine when they're not mine, so
Yeet my uterus please!
Mine even tried to make me die
Growing pre-cancerous cells
To know it's there, is just not fair
It's my own personal hell
You have to see this is what's right
Don't want to beg on knees
Just grab your knife, and save my life
And Yeet my uterus please!
Only forty, thirty, twenty-five
My mind is set at ease
It's my choice, respect my voice
And Yeet my uterus please!
It's my choice,
respect my voice
And Yeet my uterus please!
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Bibliophilia
02:09
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Let's get busy in the library
I wanna do it by the books
But if I can't be quiet, we'll get nasty looks
My bits are Dewey and by now my pleasure's feeling overdue
Let's do it in the library
Let's do it in the library
Let's get busy in the library
And then my pleasure will renew
There's so much friction and non-friction to pursue
Oh put a hold on me, I promise I will not be so reserved
Let's do it in the library
Let's do it in the library
Let's get busy in the library
Where we can hide among the stacks
Don't leave me hanging in suspense at the climax
Let's make the graphic novel section much more graphic than it's been
Let's do it in the library
Let's do it in the library
Let's get busy in the library
My lust is hitting Overdrive
Shelf three-oh-six-point-seven's where I feel alive
For some extra kink I'll maybe even do you dog-ear style
Let's do it in the library
Let’s do it in the library
I've wanted you in the library
Since I first checked you out
My love life had been in a catastrophic drought
But since I found you, erotica genre, I want to read you all the time,
And...
I wanna do it in the library
I wanna do it in the library
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Pillowtalk - pre-banter
01:16
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Pillowtalk
03:49
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We just finished fucking each other,
It was pretty good, not great,
We matched on a phone application,
You said you weren't looking to date
Now we’re lying naked, in the bed,
And our silence fills the air,
You turn your head towards me
As you reach to touch my hair…
“I can’t wait for my partner to meet you,”
You casually say with a grin,
My mouth drops open, my eyes open wide,
Don’t even know where to begin
You haven’t told me about them before now,
Or bothered to give them a mention,
Pillowtalk’s not the appropriate time
To give it your fucking attention!
We’ve gone on a couple of dates before now,
And somehow the moment is right,
I go back with you to your bedroom,
And we screw all through the night,
I wake up refreshed the next morning,
“Oh good, you’re up!” you croon,
I brace myself, and hold my breath,
Don’t want to judge too soon…
“Do you think you could back my Kickstarter?
Just 3,000 dollars to go!”
I can’t palm my face any harder,
This is shit you should already know!
You haven’t told me about it before now,
Or bothered to give it a mention,
Pillowtalk’s not the appropriate time
To give it your fucking attention!
When you invited me to your orgy,
I figured “Okay, what the hell?”
The group was all super attractive,
And I’d had a bit of a dry spell,
I should have suspected that something was off,
Or at least all was not as should be,
After several embraces, I found several faces
All peering down at me
“I hope that you’re not too allergic,
That’s the pillow where my cat sleeps.”
“Let me now tell you all about Jesus,
You must know that he loves you heaps!”
“Lay back and try to get comfortable now,
I’m sensing some hesitation…
But you’ll want to get the best angle
For my Powerpoint presentatioooooon~!”
So if you’re taking somebody home,
Or to your hotel bed,
Consider your thoughts oh-so-carefully,
And beware of what is said,
Do not break some new information
While you’re basking in the glow,
Don’t criticize, or proselytize,
Or tell them about your shoooow~!
We’re not saying ‘withhold information’,
Just tell them before you both screw,
There’s too many chemicals after sex,
To agree with or say no to you,
If you haven’t told them about it before now,
As we may have already mentioned,
Pillowtalk’s not the appropriate time
To give it your fucking attention!
No, Pillowtalk’s not the appropriate time
To give it your fucking attention!
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600 Miles (Dragon Con)
02:59
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On this long road trip we’ve gone,
Headed down to Dragon Con,
Fucking hell, we had to drive six hundred miles
Six hundred miles, six hundred miles
Six hundred miles, six hundred miles
Fucking hell, we had to drive six hundred miles
High-priced hotels, huge dealer halls
Four summer days, it’s hot as balls,
Not cheap to be six hundred miles away from home
Away from home, away from home,
Away from home, away from home
Not cheap to be six hundred miles away from home
[Instrumental]
Cosplay sweat-stuck to our backs
Pail of rum punch to relax,
Shit, we can’t get to the hotel through the parade
Through the parade, through the parade,
Through the parade, through the parade,
Shit, we can’t get to the hotel through the parade
On this long road trip we’ve gone,
Forth and back from Dragon Con,
Holy fuck, we have to drive twelve hundred miles
Twelve hundred miles, twelve hundred miles
Twelve hundred miles, twelve hundred miles
Holy fuck, we have to drive twelve hundred miles
Fucking hell, we have to drive twelve hundred miles
...But you assholes are worth all...twelve hundred miles…
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Dumb Ways to Con
03:10
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Stop for pictures at the top of the stairs,
Try to lick all of the vendor wares
Rush a panel room when you’re told to wait,
Tell a Xenomorph you wanna procreate
Chorus:
Dumb ways to con,
So many dumb ways to con,
Dumb ways to co-o-on,
So many dumb ways to con
Keep a Tribble as a pet,
Sell a vial of Chris Evans’ sweat,
Enter the Pokemon tourny with all bidoof,
Do a barrel roll off the hotel roof
Chorus
Challenge a Wookiee to a fight,
Smoke a cigarette and set your wig alight
Go to the LARP with a sharpened sword
Throw some chimichangas at a Deadpool horde
Chorus
Yell spoilers at the Game of Thrones shoot,
Tell an Alucard his Carmen Sandiego’s cute,
Go to the rave when you’re feeling faint
Hug somebody while in unsealed body paint
Chorus
Agree to a group skit without committing…
Watch all of Evangelion in one sitting...
Go all weekend without taking a shower,
Chug energy drinks and just live in the game room
Blow your money on swag and forget food’s important,
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
The dumbest ways to con,
The dumbest ways to con,
Dumb ways to con-o-oooooonnn…
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to con….
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Mansplain Man
02:41
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They say I’m a Man-Hater,
Away, boys, away!
That I think like a dictator
So it’s Mansplain Man
Mansplain Man,
Oh Mansplain Man.
They think that they know better
And it’s Mansplain Man.
Feminazi’s what they call me
Away, boys, away!
That my goals are not equality
So it’s Mansplain Man
They call me Nasty Woman,
Away, boys, away!
Say I’m barely even Human
So it’s Mansplain Man
Mansplain Man,
Oh Mansplain Man.
They think that they know better
And it’s Mansplain Man.
"Fake Geek Girls," they do mention
Away, boys, away!
Say it’s all a cry for attention
So it’s Mansplain Man
They say I’m a host for their baby
Away, boys, away!
I should just close my legs maybe
So it’s Mansplain Man
Mansplain Man,
Oh Mansplain Man.
They think that they know better
And it’s Mansplain Man.
They say I’m a special snowflake
Away, boys, away!
But I make them shiver and shake
So it’s Mansplain Man
I’m a Social Justice Warrior
Away, boys, away!
And the battle’s getting Gorier
So it’s Mansplain Man
Mansplain Man,
Oh Mansplain Man.
They think that they know better
And it’s Mansplain Man.
Explain that I should quit
Away, boys, away!
And I’ll tell you where to shove it
So it’s Mansplain Man
Mansplain man,
Oh Mansplain man.
She’s got a doctorate in this topic,
And it’s Man-splain man
Mansplain man,
Oh Mansplain man.
I LITERALLY just said that,
And it’s Mansplain man
Mansplain man,
Oh Mansplain man.
I WRITE THE GODDAMN BLOG YOU REFERENCED
And it's Mansplain man…
Mansplain man,
Oh Man-splain man.
This is why you never read the comments
Cuz it’s Mansplain man
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Dock Worker's Song
02:06
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Well a working lass am I, and I am telling you no lie,
I work and sleep among the docks, where the laddies come to buy.
There's dirt and dust around me, and the sea spray fills the air,
There's a lousy smell that smacks of hell, and white stuff in me hair.
Chorus
And it's blow, girls, blow,
No time to take a break
And every day you're in this place the more you start to ache
But you blow
Well I've slept with saints and sinners and most every type of bloke
The tall, the small, "Not there at all," and some who made me choke.
Spend all my time down on me knees till my thighs start to burn,
I like it rough, I've done enough to make your stomachs turn!
Chorus
Well, there's overtime and bonus opportunities galore
The young men have their money and they all come back for more
But soon you're knocking on and you're tired and you're sore
For every bob you give a job, there's five knocking on your door
Chorus
Well a working lass am I and I'm telling you no lie,
I work and sleep among the docks, where the laddies come to buy.
There's dirt and dust around me, and the sea spray fills the air,
There's a lousy smell that smacks of hell, and white stuff in me hair.
Chorus x2
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Aspirin 'Twixt Our Knees
02:32
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I asked my mom how I / could be the best I am
She said if you do just one thing, you surely won't be damned
Well, then I asked "what is it?" / And she answered so demure:
"Just keep your knees together, love, / and always you'll be pure."
We were taught to keep an aspirin twixt our knees
To keep us out of trouble so our mothers would be pleased
But then I learned a secret, a trick that I will share
My fingers they still fit between, no need for an affair
When she said "be pure," / I asked her what she meant
Did she mean pure of heart, or mind, / or always pay your rent?
But no, she said, none of that / matters in the slight
Keep penises away from you, / and then you'll be all right
We were taught to keep an aspirin twixt our knees
To keep us out of trouble so our mothers would be pleased
But then I learned a secret, a trick that I will share
My mouth and tongue they still could pleasure all the ladies fair
And though I had some friends / abstaining happily
So many of us sat around, / confused as we could be
A cock is such a tiny thing / to have so much control
Over our worth as people / and our demarcated role
We were taught to keep an aspirin twixt our knees
To keep us out of trouble so our mothers would be pleased
But then I learned a secret, a trick that I will share
I never had an interest in activities down there
So those of us who wanted more / decided to uprise
Deciding for ourselves / exactly what went 'tween our thighs
We are the revolution, / a movement going strong
Of folks who are defined by more / than someone's else dong
We were taught to keep an aspirin twixt our knees
To keep us out of trouble so our mothers would be pleased
But then I learned a secret, a trick that I will share
They still can bend me over and then / claim my derriere
Abstaining is an option, but it's not the only one
If / you play with someone else's bits / your worth is not undone
If anybody tells you / you're a slut or you're a whore
Say "Yes I am" quite proudly and then / show that fuck the door!
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Granny's Advice
03:22
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I’ll tell you of my Granny dear, all warm and sweet and fair
With sparkling eyes like diamonds, and silv’ry locks of hair
But underneath her sweetness, she hid a vixen’s heart
And so it was, from time to time, her wisdom she’d impart
When I was but a little girl, my granny came to me
She taught me ‘bout the spot between my stomach and my knee
She told me where to touch and said to practice every night
'Cuz no man on earth would ever take the time to do it right!
Our Granny was so nice, she knew just what to do
She gave us good advice ‘bout the man in her canoe
By the time that I was eight I knew just how to masturbate
She’s our Granny, we’ll always love her so
Now cleanin’ was a chore that seemed to always take all day
I rushed to finish up the job and rub the dust away
While wiping down some bottles, my Granny gave a sigh,
Said, “If you stroke your man like that, you’ll get it in your eye.”
Our Granny was so nice, knew how to do the job
She gave us good advice, loved to polish up that knob
She said, “Lass, just scrub it in, because it’s lovely for your skin.”
She’s our Granny, and we’ll always love her so.
To say I was a chatterbox would only be too kind
The talkin’ caused the boys to run and leave me far behind,
But Granny told me, “Dearest girl, men find you such a bore,
Cuz talkin’ isn’t what you should be usin’ your mouth for.”
Our Granny was so nice, that woman was a tease,
She gave us good advice, bent down right down on her knees.
“My reputation’s growin’ from the men that I’ve been blowin’”
She’s our Granny, and we’ll always love her so.
The evenin’ of my wedding day, I ran up with surprise
When my husband dropped his trousers and showed his ample size
I went and told my Granny dear just why I had to run
“Get out’ the way, my dear,” she said, “I’ll show ya how it’s done.”
Our Granny is so nice, she’s the woman we adore,
She gave us good advice, but my god, she’s such a whore!
Her husbands often left ‘cause Granny screwed ‘em half to death.
But she’s our Granny, and we’ll always love her so.
And then there came the day when Granny fell so deathly ill,
She pulled us very close, her final wisdom to instill
And with what was her final breath, she whispered with a groan...
“To keep your sweet and true, give him another hole to bone.”
(Spoken) That costs extra.
(Spoken) But not with me!
Our Granny was so nice, she’d teach old dogs new tricks,
She gave us good advice, such as where to hide their sticks
Our Granny never ‘waried about whether folks got married
She’s our Granny, and we’ll always love her so.
Yes, She’s our Granny, and we’ll always love her so.
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Alphabet Song
03:34
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Chorus:
Merrily, merrily
So merry are we
Let's do together what comes naturally
We've got lots of fun positions to try
And don't be afraid to let your freak flag fly!
Well, A is for Anal, let's start from behind
While B is for Ben-wah, my kegels to mind
C for Clitoris, you mustn't neglect
While D is for Dildo to help ya get wrecked!
E is for Eyesight, so fun to blindfold
F is for Flogger, now do as you're told!
G's for the G-spot, not that hard to find
While H is for Head, if you'd be so kind!
[Chorus]
I is for Intercourse, hope ya don't lack
J's for the junk in the front or the back
K is for Kinky, there's all kinds to choose
While L is for Lube, which you always must use!
M is for Masturbate, learn to self-please
N is for Nipples, to pinch and to squeeze
O is for Orgasm, oh-oh-good Lord!
P's for the Prostate, so often ignored!
[Chorus]
Q are for Quickies, fun once in awhile
R is for rope tied in Shibari-style
S is for Stroker to pleasure your cock
T is for Tens Unit, to give a shock!
U is for Undies in satin or lace,
V for Vibration - it isn't a race
W for Wand to use on your crotch
X is the rating on the films that I watch!
[Chorus]
Y is for Yearning your lover creates
Z for their Zeal - your hunger it sates...
Z's also for Zipper, try not to get stuck
And now I have sung you some new ways to fuck!
[Chorus x2]
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Do You Take It
02:15
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Well my father thinks you're nifty,
And you’ve heard of Bodelaire,
And we both agree that human rights abuses are unfair
You understand your feelings
And you're not afraid to share,
And I think I could do something with your hair...
You smell nice,
And you're groovy,
And we both like nerdy movies...
My mother says you have that touch of class.
I can see a shining future where we'll dialogue and nurture,
But there's just one thing I feel I need to ask....
Do you take it up the ass?
Do you take it up the ass?
When it comes to brains, you've got 'em
But unless you play the bottom,
I don’t think you and me are gonna last
Do you take it up the ass?
Do you take it up the ass?
I’m not really one for begging
So unless you’re into pegging
Afraid I'm gonna have to take a pass
'Cause you're adorable, reliable,
But is your anus pliable?
That's the information that we need.
Would you do it if you loved me?
If you're nervous, squat above me
You'll be able to control the depth and speeeeeeed.....
Do you take it up the ass?
Do you take it up the ass?
Ooooooooh....
Do you take it up the ass.......?
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Don't Sail There No More
05:42
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We used to sail to the Shire, that's where we put ashore,
We used to sail to the Shire, we did but we don't anymore!
A lad there wanted tobacco, we had some of that on board,
Longbottom he wanted, my bottom he got!
That's why we don't sail there no more!
(Smoke MY pipe, Mr. Frodo?)
We used to sail to Gallifrey, that's where we put ashore,
We used to sail to Gallifrey, we did but we don't anymore,
A lady asked us for Time Lords, we had some of those on board,
A Time Lord she wanted, doctor we played
That's why we don't sail there no more!
(Ooo, moisturize ME, Doctor!)
We used to sail to Lannisport, that's where we put ashore
We used to sail to Lannisport, we did but we don't anymore
A lass there wanted a Lannister, we had some of that on board
Jamie she wanted, his hand she got!
That's why we don't sail there no more!
(A Lannister always pays his debts)
We used to sail to Ry'leh, that's where we put ashore,
We uses to sail to Ry'leh, we did but we don't anymore!
A lass there wanted an Elder Thing, we had some of those on board.
Cthulu, she wanted, a Deep One she got!
That's why we don't sail there no more!
(Ooo, tentacles!)
We used to sail to Ponyville, that's where we put ashore,
We used to sail to Ponyville, we did but we don't anymore,
A lass there wanted some friendship, we had some of that on board,
Friendship she wanted, magic she got!
That's why we don't sail there no more!
(The magic is the benefits!)
We used to sail to Agrabah, that’s where we put ashore,
We used to sail to Agrabah, we did but we don't anymore!
A princess wanted her freedom, we had some of those on board,
Whole new world she wanted, her carpet I rode!
That's why we don't sail there no more!
(Genie, noo!)
We used to sail to Hyrule, that's where we put ashore
We used to sail to Hyrule, we did but we don't anymore
A princess wanted a relic, we had some of those on board,
The Triforce she wanted, a threesome she got!
That's why we don't sail there no more!
(It's dangerous to go alone. Take me!)
We used to sail to Asgard, that’s where we put ashore,
We used to sail to Asgard, we did but we don’t anymore!
A lass there wanted a demi god, we had some of those on board,
Loki she wanted, Thor's hammer she got!
That’s why we don’t sail there no more!
(The hammer was his penis!)
We used to sail to the Labyrinth, that's where we put ashore,
We used to sail to the Labyrinth, we did but we don't anymore,
A king there wanted a goblin, we had some of that on board,
A baby he needed, we tried all night!
That's why we don't sail there no more!
(It isn't fair!)
(Juggling balls...)
We sailed to Mushroom Kingdom, that's where we put ashore (WHY?)
We sailed to Mushroom Kingdom, we did but we don't anymore
A princess wanted some plumbers, we had some of those on board
Plumbers, she wanted, I warped her pipe!
That's why we don't sail there no more!
(My CHILDHOOD.)
(Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, Peaches...)
We used to sail with Starfleet before we put ashore
We used to sail with Starfleet, we did but we don’t anymore
Saber wanted an officer,
They had some of those on board
The Captain she wanted, his log she got!
That’s why we don’t sail there no more!
(Set warp drive for maximum thrust!)
We used to sail to Sunnydale, that’s where we put ashore,
We used to sail to Sunnydale, we did but we don't anymore
A vampire wanted a Slayer, we had some of those on board,
Buffy he wanted, Mr. Pointy he got!
That's why we don't sail there anymore!
(Mr. Pointy was her strap-on!)
We used to be the Maidens, we sailed to many shores,
We used to be the Maidens, we were but we're not anymore.
Our fans all wanted some music, we had some of that on board...
But don't worry, our music isn't going anywhere. You'll still find it online, We have great things going on, such as...
Rouge: Gaming for charity!
Lucky: Writing books!
Saber: Porn and adult services!
Flint: VTubing!
That's why we won't sail here no more!
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Misbehavin' Maidens Silver Spring, Maryland
"Funny, filthy, feminist, fandom folk" band comprised of four folks from the Washington, DC / Baltimore area with a love of
sex-positive music, parodies, drinking & fandom references for 18+ geeks.
As of July 2023 we are no longer performing, but our music lives on.
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Misbehavin' Maidens recommends:
Songs for Gamers (EP)
by Madison Metricula Roberts
Metricula is another nerdy/dirty/feminist folk musician and we absolutely love her stuff!
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Relatable Content
by The PDX Broadsides
The PDX Broadsides make some fantastic filk! If you like geeky, profound, and often hilarious folk music, check them out.
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The Long Road
by Rhiannon's Lark
Rhiannon's Lark's captivating vocals and folk-style guitar tell stories of the pandemic lockdown and social justice uprising in this album full of gorgeous harmonies.
go to albumIf you like Misbehavin' Maidens, you may also like:
The Book was Better
by The Doubleclicks
supported by 10 fans who also own “So Long, and Thanks for All the Fucks — Live at Jammin' Java AUDIO ONLY”
Funny and nerdy, but also poignant at times.
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Weekly Song Wednesday
by The Doubleclicks
supported by 10 fans who also own “So Long, and Thanks for All the Fucks — Live at Jammin' Java AUDIO ONLY”
pure awesomeness irony
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she/her/they/them
by Evan Greer
The singer-songwriter and activist considers the very purposes of protest songs.
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