600 Miles (Dragon Con)

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On this long road trip we’ve gone,
Headed down to DragonCon,
Fucking hell, we had to drive six hundred miles

Six hundred miles, six hundred miles
Six hundred miles, six hundred miles
Fucking hell, we had to drive six hundred miles

High-priced hotels, huge dealer halls
Four summer days, it’s hot as balls,
Not cheap to be six hundred miles away from home

Away from home, away from home,
Away from home, away from home
Not cheap to be six hundred miles away from home

[Instrumental]

Cosplay sweat-stuck to our backs
Pail of rum punch to relax,
Shit, we can’t get to the hotel through the parade

Through the parade, through the parade,
Through the parade, through the parade,
Shit, we can’t get to the hotel through the parade

On this long road trip we’ve gone,
Forth and back from DragonCon,
Holy fuck, we have to drive twelve hundred miles

Twelve hundred miles, twelve hundred miles
Twelve hundred miles, twelve hundred miles
Holy fuck, we have to drive twelve hundred miles
Fucking hell, we have to drive twelve hundred miles
...But you assholes are worth all...twelve hundred miles…

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from Swearing is Caring, released July 10, 2019
Lyrics by Erin Hamilton
Parody of "500 Miles" by Hedy West

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Nerd folk comedy band comprised of four women from the Washington, DC / Baltimore area with a love of sex-positive music, parodies, drinking & fandom references for 18+ geeks. 3rd album, "Swearing is Caring," now available!

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