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from Sloppy Seconds by Misbehavin' Maidens

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lyrics

Chorus:
Merrily, merrily
So merry are we
Let's do together what comes naturally
We've got lots of fun positions to try
And don't be afraid to let your freak flag fly!

Well, A is for Anal, let's start from behind
While B is for Ben-wah, my kegels to mind
C for Clitoris, you mustn't neglect
While D is for Dildo to help ya get wrecked!

E is for Eyesight, so fun to blindfold
F is for Flogger, now do as you're told!
G's for the G-spot, not that hard to find
While H is for Head, if you'd be so kind!

[Chorus]

I is for Intercourse, hope ya don't lack
J's for the junk in the front or the back
K is for Kinky, there's all kinds to choose
While L is for Lube, which you always must use!

M is for Masturbate, learn to self-please
N is for Nipples, to pinch and to squeeze
O is for Orgasm, oh-oh-good Lord!
P's for the Prostate, so often ignored!

[Chorus]

Q are for Quickies, fun once in awhile
R is for rope tied in Shibari-style
S is for Stroker to pleasure your cock
T is for Tens Unit, to give a shock!

U is for Undies in satin or lace,
V for Vibration - it isn't a race
W for Wand to use on your crotch
X is the rating on the films that I watch!

[Chorus]

Y is for Yearning your lover creates
Z for their Zeal - your hunger it sates...
Z's also for Zipper, try not to get stuck
And now I have sung you some new ways to fuck!

[Chorus x2]

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from Sloppy Seconds, released April 11, 2017
Traditional, rewritten by Caroline Boulden and Scales and Crosstones

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Misbehavin' Maidens Silver Spring, Maryland

"Funny, filthy, feminist, fandom folk" band comprised of four folks from the Washington, DC / Baltimore area with a love of sex-positive music, parodies, drinking & fandom references for 18+ geeks.

As of July 2023 we are no longer performing, but our music lives on.
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