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Dock Worker's Song

from Swearing is Caring by Misbehavin' Maidens

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lyrics

Well a working lass am I, and I am telling you no lie,
I work and sleep among the docks, where the laddies come to buy.
There's dirt and dust around me, and the sea spray fills the air,
There's a lousy smell that smacks of hell, and white stuff in me hair.

Chorus
And it's blow, girls, blow,
No time to take a break
And every day you're in this place the more you start to ache
But you blow

Well I've slept with saints and sinners and most every type of bloke
The tall, the small, "Not there at all," and some who made me choke.
Spend all my time down on me knees till my thighs start to burn,
I like it rough, I've done enough to make your stomachs turn!

Chorus

Well, there's overtime and bonus opportunities galore
The young men have their money and they all come back for more
But soon you're knocking on and you're tired and you're sore
For every bob you give a job, there's five knocking on your door

Chorus

Well a working lass am I and I'm telling you no lie,
I work and sleep among the docks, where the laddies come to buy.
There's dirt and dust around me, and the sea spray fills the air,
There's a lousy smell that smacks of hell, and white stuff in me hair.

Chorus x2

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from Swearing is Caring, released July 10, 2019
Lyrics by Caroline Boulden and Jennifer Burrell
Parody of "The Chemical Worker's Song" by Ron Angel

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"Funny, filthy, feminist, fandom folk" band comprised of four folks from the Washington, DC / Baltimore area with a love of sex-positive music, parodies, drinking & fandom references for 18+ geeks.

As of July 2023 we are no longer performing, but our music lives on.
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