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Go Kart Racing (Accidentally Masturbating)

from Sloppy Seconds by Misbehavin' Maidens

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lyrics

Get in my go kart
Strap myself in
Rev up the engine let the fun begin
Put my foot on the gas
And I'm out of the gate
But the faster I go the more the metal vibrates (brrr)

My body's tingling from my head to my toes
But the thing that's really buzzing, I hope nobody knows
Cause I'm feeling kind of funny in a biblical way
God Damn! It's shaking hard on my Georgia O'Keeffe bouquet
I never guessed this trembling machine
Would turn the motor on under my hood

Go kart racing
Accidentally masturbating
Go kart racing
Mechanical self-fornicating
Go kart racing
No stopping ‘till I cross the finish line

Shifting gears
I can feel my heart throb
Hope nobody notices I'm getting a lube job
Don't need no gentlemen to start my engine
Cause I can even feel a little rear suspension (brrr)
Try to cover up my scandal like I'm Goldman Sachs
But shit is getting real on this indoor track
I'm about to go blind and I feel like a creep
Cause it's pressing on my horn like beep beep beep
Now my driving is getting erratic
Cause this transmission is automatic

Go kart racing
Accidentally masturbating
Go kart racing
Mechanical self-fornicating
Go kart racing
No stopping ‘till I cross the finish line

If the fruit is ripe you might as well pluck it
Was gonna slow down but then I thought "fuck it"
No one look at me cause this is it
Green flag, go go, holy shit

Go kart racing
Accidentally masturbating
Go kart racing
Mechanical self-fornicating
Go kart racing
No stopping ‘till I cross the finish line

Go kart racing
Accidentally masturbating
Go kart racing
Mechanical self-fornicating
Go kart racing
No stopping ‘till I cross the finish line

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from Sloppy Seconds, released April 11, 2017
By Kate Micucci and Riki Lindhome
Copyright Cd Baby Beta Obo Riki Lindhome Music And Cd Baby Beta Obo Kate Micucci Songs

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Misbehavin' Maidens Silver Spring, Maryland

"Funny, filthy, feminist, fandom folk" band comprised of four folks from the Washington, DC / Baltimore area with a love of sex-positive music, parodies, drinking & fandom references for 18+ geeks.

As of July 2023 we are no longer performing, but our music lives on.
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