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I Wanna Make Out With You at Cons

from Sloppy Seconds by Misbehavin' Maidens

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I think you’re really cute
And nice and funny
We’ve got a lot in common
And that’s just cool

We’re not real close
We’re far from besties
But if I didn’t tell you thisI’d be a fool

Chorus:
I want to make out with you at cons
Don’t wanna be your girlfriend
Don’t wanna date
Just wanna make out with you
When it’s convenient
When we’re cosplaying

You look so good
When you’re all dressed up
You’re giving me needs
That I just can’t shake

I like it when you’re
In character
So I’ve got a little
Proposition to make

[Chorus]

You don’t live close enough
For us to date
And I’ve got too many
Things on my plate

But still you’re really cute
Did I mention that?
We’ve got a good rapport
And I’d like to state...

[Chorus]

BRIDGE (spoken):
I’d almost worked up the courage to ask you
And then my heart just broke
Because your Facebook status changed
To “In a Relationship”
And I don’t think you’re polyamorous
(Like I am)
So after some thorough soul-searching
And after some tears
And more than a few margaritas
And a couple of tequila shots
And many, many episodes of “Gilmore Girls” on Netflix…
Even season 7, with Logan, what was even happening there?
Anyway...
I came to the conclusion there’s only
One thing I can do.
Find somebody else.
...How YOU doin’?

[Chorus x2]

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from Sloppy Seconds, released April 11, 2017
Music and Lyrics: Enfys Book (formerly Annie Lynsen)

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Misbehavin' Maidens Silver Spring, Maryland

"Funny, filthy, feminist, fandom folk" band comprised of four folks from the Washington, DC / Baltimore area with a love of sex-positive music, parodies, drinking & fandom references for 18+ geeks.

As of July 2023 we are no longer performing, but our music lives on.
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