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I'll Drink to That!

from Busted by Misbehavin' Maidens

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lyrics

Chorus:
When life gives you comedy or tragedy
We’ll tap another vat,
Raise your voice with mine and say
“I’ll drink to that!”

(BEER!)
Now if you’re like most of us raised around here,
Then you must have started your drinking with beer,
We learned how to flirt with the lads at the bar,
And to sing out a toast for all friends near and far!

[Chorus]

(CIDER!)
When burning desire has got you quite vexed,
When need for a partner has left you perplexed,
Just grab a fine cider and ring your own bell,
The use of your own hand will satisfy well!

[Chorus]

(RUM!)
The young men all eager to do what they should,
If they could just do more than just only look good,
Let rum’s sweet elixir distract from your plight,
At least a good bottle might last through the night!

[Chorus]

(VODKA!)
Now vodka’s the best thing for mending a heart,
Just open a bottle and toast your new start,
If a second reminds you of his shortcomings,
Then open a third one and BURN ALL HIS THINGS!

[Chorus]

(WHISKEY!)
Now whiskey’s the best choice for sending off kin,
For toasting their stories of virtue and sin,
We’ll drink, laugh and weep ‘til we’re all good and tight
And if it’s a good wake it’ll end in a fight!

[Chorus]

(ABSINTHE!)
With absinthe the party did take a sharp turn,
You fought with green fairies, woke up in a fern,
But all will be well if you clean up the mess,
Just get rid of the corpse in the Tinkerbell dress!

[Chorus]

(LAST CALL!)

[Chorus]

credits

from Busted, released August 15, 2015
Music and lyrics: The Belles of Bedlam
With added verse by Erin Hamilton

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Misbehavin' Maidens Silver Spring, Maryland

"Funny, filthy, feminist, fandom folk" band comprised of four folks from the Washington, DC / Baltimore area with a love of sex-positive music, parodies, drinking & fandom references for 18+ geeks.

As of July 2023 we are no longer performing, but our music lives on.
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