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London Town

from Busted by Misbehavin' Maidens

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lyrics

Chorus:
I used to work in London Town, in a merchant store
I thought I did a pretty good job, but I don't work there anymore
Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum
I used to work in London Town, in a merchant store
I thought I did a pretty good job, but I don't work there anymore
Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum

A lass came in for a drink one day
I asked her what kind she preferred
"Liquor," she said, so lick her I did
And now I don't work there anymore
Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum

[Chorus]

A pirate came in for some treasure one day
I asked him what kind he preferred
"Booty!" he said. So booty he got
And now I don't work there anymore
Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum

[Chorus]

A man came in for some paint one day
I asked him what kind he preferred
"Blue," he said, so blew him I did
And now I don't work there anymore
Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum

[Chorus]

A lass came in for some poultry one day
I asked her what kind she preferred
"A duck!" she said. ...I misheard
And now I don't work there anymore
Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum

[Chorus]

A lass came in for some whiskey one day
I asked her how much she preferred
"A finger," she said. My whole hand she got!
And now I don't work there anymore
Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum

[Chorus]

A man came in for some pie one day
I asked him what kind he preferred
"Cherry," he said. Well, that was long gone...
And now I don't work there anymore
Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum

[Chorus]

A lass came in for some tools one day
I asked her what kind she preferred
"A hammer," she said, so nail her I did!
And now I don't work there anymore
Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum

[Chorus]

A man came in for a drink one day
I asked him what kind he preferred
"Lipton," he said. A teabag he got!
And now I don't work there anymore
Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum

[Chorus]

A lass came in for some fish one day
We asked her what kind she preferred
"Grouper," she said, so group her we did!
And now I don't work there anymore
Ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum, ba-dum

[Chorus]

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from Busted, released August 15, 2015
Traditional, with new lyrics by the Misbehavin' Maidens

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Misbehavin' Maidens Silver Spring, Maryland

"Funny, filthy, feminist, fandom folk" band comprised of four folks from the Washington, DC / Baltimore area with a love of sex-positive music, parodies, drinking & fandom references for 18+ geeks.

As of July 2023 we are no longer performing, but our music lives on.
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