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We just finished fucking each other,
It was pretty good, not great,
We matched on a phone application,
You said you weren't looking to date
Now we’re lying naked, in the bed,
And our silence fills the air,
You turn your head towards me
As you reach to touch my hair…

“I can’t wait for my partner to meet you,”
You casually say with a grin,
My mouth drops open, my eyes open wide,
Don’t even know where to begin
You haven’t told me about them before now,
Or bothered to give them a mention,
Pillowtalk’s not the appropriate time
To give it your fucking attention!

We’ve gone on a couple of dates before now,
And somehow the moment is right,
I go back with you to your bedroom,
And we screw all through the night,
I wake up refreshed the next morning,
“Oh good, you’re up!” you croon,
I brace myself, and hold my breath,
Don’t want to judge too soon…

“Do you think you could back my Kickstarter?
Just 3,000 dollars to go!”
I can’t palm my face any harder,
This is shit you should already know!
You haven’t told me about it before now,
Or bothered to give it a mention,
Pillowtalk’s not the appropriate time
To give it your fucking attention!

When you invited me to your orgy,
I figured “Okay, what the hell?”
The group was all super attractive,
And I’d had a bit of a dry spell,
I should have suspected that something was off,
Or at least all was not as should be,
After several embraces, I found several faces
All peering down at me

“I hope that you’re not too allergic,
That’s the pillow where my cat sleeps.”
“Let me now tell you all about Jesus,
You must know that he loves you heaps!”
“Lay back and try to get comfortable now,
I’m sensing some hesitation…
But you’ll want to get the best angle
For my Powerpoint presentatioooooon~!”

So if you’re taking somebody home,
Or to your hotel bed,
Consider your thoughts oh-so-carefully,
And beware of what is said,
Do not break some new information
While you’re basking in the glow,
Don’t criticize, or proselytize,
Or tell them about your shoooow~!

We’re not saying ‘withhold information’,
Just tell them before you both screw,
There’s too many chemicals after sex,
To agree with or say no to you,
If you haven’t told them about it before now,
As we may have already mentioned,
Pillowtalk’s not the appropriate time
To give it your fucking attention!
No, Pillowtalk’s not the appropriate time
To give it your fucking attention!

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from Swearing is Caring, released July 10, 2019
Music and lyrics by Caroline Boulden

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Misbehavin' Maidens Silver Spring, Maryland

"Funny, filthy, feminist, fandom folk" band comprised of four folks from the Washington, DC / Baltimore area with a love of sex-positive music, parodies, drinking & fandom references for 18+ geeks.

As of July 2023 we are no longer performing, but our music lives on. ... more

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