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Pumping Dry (Pump Shanty)

from Sloppy Seconds by Misbehavin' Maidens

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lyrics

This song's about a ship, they say
I see it in a different way
When certain lads come out to play
It's how the girls describe their lay

Chorus:
Pump her boys, you're pumping her dry
Down to hell and up to the sky
Bend your backs and break your bones
You're just a thousand miles from home

"I'm great at oral," is the boast
"I always give it my utmost."
"Prove it," is my quick riposte
It lasts a minute, at the most

[Chorus]

As soon as stiffness starts to show
They whip it out, all rarin' to go
Can't tell them pleasure builds up slow
They start before the juices flow

[Chorus]

Some lads, they like a tighter fit
They think it should feel like their mitt
They thrust it back and forth a bit
(If only they could find my clit!)

[Chorus]

Some lads, they think they shake the walls
Poundin' in our sacred halls
They never know how our skin crawls
Grinding 'gainst sandpapery balls

[Chorus]

What seems to be a major score
Can oftentimes become a chore
The next day they become a bore
And can't be hustled out of doors

[Chorus]

With wise words, best to end it strong
And like all things, don't go too long
Beware the chorus of this song:
If they're pumpin' you dry,
they're doing it wrong!

Pump her boys, you're pumping her dry
Down to hell and up to the sky
Bend your backs and break your bones
You're STILL a thousand miles from home

Pump her boys, you're pumping her dry
Down to hell and up to the sky
Bend your backs and break your bones
You're STILL a thousand miles from home

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from Sloppy Seconds, released April 11, 2017
Traditional, rewritten by The Misbehavin' Maidens

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Misbehavin' Maidens Silver Spring, Maryland

"Funny, filthy, feminist, fandom folk" band comprised of four folks from the Washington, DC / Baltimore area with a love of sex-positive music, parodies, drinking & fandom references for 18+ geeks.

As of July 2023 we are no longer performing, but our music lives on.
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