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Will They Or Won't They?

from Sloppy Seconds by Misbehavin' Maidens

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lyrics

You and I are kind of like Romeo and Juliet
In that I’m romantic and sweet, and you’re an immature loser
With friends who are unreasonably violent

You and I are kind of like Ron and Hermione
In that I’m super smart, I’m good with my wand
And you keep a murderer as a pet

In these stories we want to know
Will they or won’t they?
But with us, I know the answer: We won’t.

In these stories we want to know
Will they or won’t they?
But with us, I know the answer: We won’t.

You and I are kind of like Simon and Kaylee
In that I like spaceships and have a brilliant mind
And your whole damn family is crazy

You and I are kind of like Karrin Murphy and Harry Dresden
In that I know how to use a gun
And you’re wanted by the cops for arson

In these stories we want to know
Will they or won’t they?
But with us, I know the answer: We won’t.

In these stories we want to know
Will they or won’t they?
But with us, I know the answer: We won’t.

You and I are kind of like Mulder and Scully
In that you’re paranoid, and even when you’re right
I look like the smart one

You and I are kind of like 7 of 9 and the EMH
In that the one time you were inside me
You ate an entire cheesecake

You and I are kind of like Starbuck and Apollo
In that after all this, this is going to end in an anticlimactic way
You and I are kind of like Starbuck and Apollo
In that after all this
Unresolved sexual tension
And emotional investment
And time and money
This is going to end
In an anticlimactic way

You and I are kind of like Spike and Buffy
In that you have a terrible accent
And my house is full of weapons

You and I are kind of like the Doctor and River Song
In that I’m a total badass with some fabulous hair
And you’ve made out with both my parents

In these stories we want to know
Will they or won’t they?
But with us, I know the answer: We won’t.

In these stories we want to know
Will they or won’t they?
But with us, I know the answer: We won’t.

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from Sloppy Seconds, released April 11, 2017
By Angela Webber and Aubrey Webber
Copyright Cd Baby Beta
With additional lyrics by the Misbehavin' Maidens

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Misbehavin' Maidens Silver Spring, Maryland

"Funny, filthy, feminist, fandom folk" band comprised of four folks from the Washington, DC / Baltimore area with a love of sex-positive music, parodies, drinking & fandom references for 18+ geeks.

As of July 2023 we are no longer performing, but our music lives on. ... more

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