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I asked my mom how I / could be the best I am
She said if you do just one thing, you surely won't be damned
Well, then I asked "what is it?" / And she answered so demure:
"Just keep your knees together, love, / and always you'll be pure."

We were taught to keep an aspirin twixt our knees
To keep us out of trouble so our mothers would be pleased
But then I learned a secret, a trick that I will share
My fingers they still fit between, no need for an affair

When she said "be pure," / I asked her what she meant
Did she mean pure of heart, or mind, / or always pay your rent?
But no, she said, none of that / matters in the slight
Keep penises away from you, / and then you'll be all right

We were taught to keep an aspirin twixt our knees
To keep us out of trouble so our mothers would be pleased
But then I learned a secret, a trick that I will share
My mouth and tongue they still could pleasure all the ladies fair

And though I had some friends / abstaining happily
So many of us sat around, / confused as we could be
A cock is such a tiny thing / to have so much control
Over our worth as people / and our demarcated role

We were taught to keep an aspirin twixt our knees
To keep us out of trouble so our mothers would be pleased
But then I learned a secret, a trick that I will share
I never had an interest in activities down there

So those of us who wanted more / decided to uprise
Deciding for ourselves / exactly what went 'tween our thighs
We are the revolution, / a movement going strong
Of folks who are defined by more / than someone's else dong

We were taught to keep an aspirin twixt our knees
To keep us out of trouble so our mothers would be pleased
But then I learned a secret, a trick that I will share
They still can bend me over and then / claim my derriere

Abstaining is an option, but it's not the only one
If / you play with someone else's bits / your worth is not undone
If anybody tells you / you're a slut or you're a whore
Say "Yes I am" quite proudly and then / show that fuck the door!

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from So Long, and Thanks for All the Fucks — Live at Jammin' Java AUDIO ONLY, released October 6, 2023
Music and Lyrics: Enfys Book (formerly Annie Lynsen)

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Misbehavin' Maidens Silver Spring, Maryland

"Funny, filthy, feminist, fandom folk" band comprised of four folks from the Washington, DC / Baltimore area with a love of sex-positive music, parodies, drinking & fandom references for 18+ geeks.

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