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There's something deep inside of me
I don't need anymore
The pain it stings, the tears it brings
To keep it is a chore
I need to give it up you see
So kindly don't you tease
I beg you Doc, my words don't block
And Yeet my uterus please!

I was born with these useless tubes
That only bring me stress
The monthly blood, emotional flood
It really is a mess
Don't tell me I'll regret this path
Or a husband I'll displease
Clip it, snip it, go and RIP it
Yeet my uterus please

I've never wanted what it's for
A mom is not my plan
And if I did, someday want kids
Adopt, I always can!
Nothing wrong with child bearing
the thought just makes me freeze
Kids are fine when they're not mine, so
Yeet my uterus please!

Mine even tried to make me die
Growing pre-cancerous cells
To know it's there, is just not fair
It's my own personal hell
You have to see this is what's right
Don't want to beg on knees
Just grab your knife, and save my life
And Yeet my uterus please!

Only forty, thirty, twenty-five
My mind is set at ease
It's my choice, respect my voice
And Yeet my uterus please!
It's my choice,
respect my voice
And Yeet my uterus please!

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from So Long, and Thanks for All the Fucks — Live at Jammin' Java AUDIO ONLY, released October 6, 2023
Music and lyrics by Caroline Boulden

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Misbehavin' Maidens Silver Spring, Maryland

"Funny, filthy, feminist, fandom folk" band comprised of four folks from the Washington, DC / Baltimore area with a love of sex-positive music, parodies, drinking & fandom references for 18+ geeks.

As of July 2023 we are no longer performing, but our music lives on.
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