Don't Sail There No More

from Meet the Maidens by Misbehavin' Maidens

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From our first album, "Busted"

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We used to sail to Hogwarts, that’s where we put ashore,
We used to sail to Hogwarts, we did but we don’t anymore,
A lass there wanted some magic, we had some of that on board,
Magic, she wanted? My wand she got!
That’s why we don’t sail there no more!
(Master gave Dobby a cock sock. Dobby is freeee!)

We used to sail to Gallifrey, that's where we put ashore,
We used to sail to Gallifrey, we did but we don't anymore,
A lady asked us for Time Lords, we had some of those on board,
A Time Lord she wanted, doctor we played
That's why we don't sail there no more!
(Ooo, moisturize ME, Doctor!)

We used to sail to Winterfell, that's where we put ashore
We used to sail to Winterfell, we did but we don't anymore
A lass there wanted some winter, we had some of that on board
Winter she wanted, coming she got!
That's why we don't sail there no more!
(You know nothing, John Snow!)

We used to sail to Ry'leh, that's where we put ashore,
We uses to sail to Ry'leh, we did but we don't anymore!
A lass there wanted an Elder Thing, we had some of those on board.
Cthulu, she wanted, a Deep One she got!
That's why we don't sail there no more!
(Ooo, tentacles!)

We used to sail to the Shire, that's where we put ashore,
We used to sail to the Shire, we did but we don't anymore!
A lad there wanted tobacco, we had some of that on board,
Longbottom he wanted, my bottom he got!
That's why we don't sail there no more!
(Smoke MY pipe, Mr. Frodo?)

We used to sail to Panem, that’s where we put ashore,
We used to sail to Panem, we did but we don't anymore!
A tribute asked us for sponsors, we had some of those on board,
Odds, he wanted, my favor he got!
That's why we don't sail there no more!
(I volunteer as tribute!)

We used to sail to Hyrule, that's where we put ashore
We used to sail to Hyrule, we did but we don't anymore
A princess wanted a relic, we had some of those on board,
The Triforce she wanted, a threesome she got!
That's why we don't sail there no more!
(It's dangerous to go alone. Take meee!)

We used to sail to Asgard, that’s where we put ashore,
We used to sail to Asgard, we did but we don’t anymore!
A lass there wanted a demi god, we had some of those on board,
Loki she wanted, Thor's hammer she got!
That’s why we don’t sail there no more!
(The hammer was his penis!)

We used to sail to Ponyville, that's where we put ashore,
We used to sail to Ponyville, we did but we don't anymore,
A lass there wanted some friendship, we had some of that on board,
Friendship she wanted, magic she got!
That's why we don't sail there no more!
(Princess Molestia, am I right?)

We sailed to Mushroom Kingdom, that's where we put ashore
We sailed to Mushroom Kingdom, we did but we don't anymore
A princess wanted some plumbers, we had some of those on board
Plumbers, she wanted, I warped her pipe!
That's why we don't sail there no more!
(My CHILDHOOD.)

We used to sail with Starfleet before we put ashore
We used to sail with Starfleet, we did but we don’t anymore
Saber wanted an officer,
They had some of those on board
The Captain she wanted, his log she got!
That’s why we don’t sail there no more! (Set warp drive for maximum thrust!)

We used to sail to Sunnydale, that’s where we put ashore,
We used to sail to Sunnydale, we did but we don't anymore
A vampire wanted a Slayer, we had some of those on board,
Buffy he wanted, Mr. Pointy he got!
That's why we don't sail there anymore!

We used to sail to the studio, that's where we put ashore,
We used to sail to the studio, we did but we don't anymore,
Our fans all wanted some music, we had some of that on board,
Money they gave us, we took it and ran!
That's why we won't sail there no more!

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from Meet the Maidens, released December 9, 2019
Lyrics: Misbehavin' Maidens
Inspired by the Pyrates Royale version

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Misbehavin' Maidens Silver Spring, Maryland

"Funny, filthy, feminist, fandom folk" band comprised of four folks from the Washington, DC / Baltimore area with a love of sex-positive music, parodies, drinking & fandom references for 18+ geeks.

As of July 2023 we are no longer performing, but our music lives on. ... more

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